It has been 42 years in the making. The Star Wars saga has taken 42 years, but finally the story has come to an end. To wrap up 2019, the boys of OrkU dedicate this entire episode to the story of Skywalker. From midichlorians to force skyping, the boys review the story with a focus on the last movie in the series, The Rise of Skywalker. Has the 42 year journey been in vain, or does this last movie wrap up this story with a force bow. On this episode of OrkU, Z channels the force, Scott force chokes a bitch, and Noob-Noob gets caught force texting.
Episode 106 - Dark Cristal at the Carnivale
We are gonna get weird for a minute. They boys have all kinds of weird news this week as they talk about a Sith Army Knife, Fred Durst helping John Travolta end his film career, Justice League making DP’s cry, and Waze adding some new voices to guide you home. Then to continue the weird pattern, they review puppets and fairies in Dark Crystal and Carnival Row while throwing American Factory in for good measure. This week on OrkU, Z eats some biscuits, Scott matches his outfit, and Noob-Noob explores his foot fetish.
Episode 99 - An Alaskan Noob-Noob
I guess some of us are able to actually take vacations. I, obviously, don’t get such opportunities. Oh well, maybe I can vacation precariously through other people. Unfortunately, my only option right now is Noob-Noob. The boys of OrkU trip in some news first, The Rock’s movies in Japan, Justin Bieber being a Tool, Star Trek going R, and the invasion of Area 51. A Top Gun trailer just dropped, also a trailer about Cats. After that the boys get into reviews of Lion King. Finally, since we can review whatever we want, we decide to review a state! Welcome to our Alaska special! This week on OrkU, Z brings the bottle that Scott never asked for and Noob-Noob embraces his inner cub.