This week, the boys of OrkU cover news of Puma sneakers, murder hornets, Elon Musk and a baby name, Scarlet Johansson and Margo Robbie join a fight club, Cyberpunk 2077 genital upgrades, Brett Farve steals welfare, Ted DiBiase scandals, and David Ayer fessing up about Jared Leto and the Joker. After that, the boys get into reviews of History channel's Eating History, then The Lighthouse and Upload on Amazon Prime
Episode 139 - OrkU gets Extracted
Scott works hard this week to get Noob-Noob to break. Will all his effort go to waste? This week OrkU brings the news with May the 4th hastag controversey, Trolls success creates a movie battle, Jerry Jones can't hold cell phones, a CNN reporter with no pants, Beatles Yellow Submarine sing along watch party, fate of Joker DC, was it Batwoman? The boys season 3, should we take harrison fords license, Shia Lebouf cheats. If that isn't enough, then the boys talk Extraction and Train to Busan.
Episode 138 - Noob-Noob is a Parasite
Our Reviews Will Kill You brings news with Bulldozers covering Venice beach parks and the dirtbikes that took over, Lululemon insulting China, Legends of Tomorrow becoming interesting, Trilogies that never got made, HBO Max new launch date, Venom sequel new title, One Punch Man new movie, Animal Crossing breaking records, a curator battle on Twitter, and EA messing up on Twitter talking Ice-T. Because that isn’t enough for you, the boys also review Super Powered Dogs in IMAX, Bumble Bee, TMZ and Tiger King, Parasite, and Resident Evil 3.
Episode 137 - OrkU Gets Gopher Fever
The boys continue to follow the rules, or are they? Using the powers of technology, the boys are able to bring news of pizza gopher, a zonkey, more Batman, Netflix's Too Hot to Handle, PS4 Play at Home, Dune, Amy Schumer's baby, Amber Heard pooping in Johnny Depp's bed, and a Conspiracy around Chernobyl. Then the boys do reviews of Code 8, Justice League Doom, Ozark Season 3, 47 Meters Down in a cave, and Lego Masters.
Episode 136 - Z and Silent Noob, the ReOrk
Things are getting wild around here. Supplies are running low, Scott is starting to panic. The boys must forge forward with news, which includes Ezra Miller choking women, the Ellen jail joke, Picard using stock footage, HBO free streaming, Cats butthole version and the real jerk director, Verotika, More Tiger King, Battlestar Galactica and Xena, the future for gamers, and Animal Crossing getting pulled China. The the boys review The Relic, Jay and Silent Bob, the ReBoot, 1917, and Onward.
Episode 135 - Another Day at the Pill Mill
Continuing on with the trend, Our Reviews Will Kill You continues to go live from remote locations, with the quality only getting better each show! This week on OrkU, the news is filled with some more funny stuff to come out of quarantine including the Oakland Sideshow, Britney Spears, Larry David, Samuel L. Jackson, and some music from rekording on YouTube. A Tiger King update as OJ Simpson shares his verdict, Quibi, Lindsay Lohan, Scrubs podcast, delayed Marvel Movies, people horny for Mufasa and Lion King, and Rick and Morty. No, wait, not Rick and Morty, since that segment was pulled out because Adult Swim has a sick up their backsides and decided we weren't allowed to show a short clip to tell you about it. That is a lot, but there is more since the boys also talk reviews with Million Little Things, Westworld, The Pharmacist, and a Netflix suggestion to watch Tom Segura.
Episode 134 - Red Sons and Ork Kings
Our Reviews Will Kill You is nothing if not compliant. When the order went out to social distance, Scott took the opportunity to work from home with a smile. Noob-Noob doesn't know how to follow directions, so he still went to studio. Regardless, after a video issue gets resolved early in this episode, everything comes together and OrkU brings you the show you have come to love, or hate, your call. This episodes news covers Spawn in Mortal Kombat 11, Kim Kardashian squeezing into latex, Picard and CBS All Access, Deadpool sinking Kenny Rogers, X Men: Children of the Atom, Whipping in India, Triple H, Chris Brown's new tattoo, and more. If that wasn't enough the boys go on to review Superman: Red Son, and from Netflix, The Platform and Tiger King.
Episode 133 - Lockdown Special
At Our Reviews Will Kill You, we support social distancing, that is why we are keeping Noob-Noob in his confinement container. After we cover some of the idiots that this viral epidemic has bought to light, the boys talk news of dead Walking Dead characters, Cindy Crawford's son's new face tattoo, cats buttholes, playboy, snowflake and safespace, and sport fishing? After that the boys talk about Devs, Mcmillions, Burt Kreisher: Hey Big Boy, and Charlies Angels. This week on OrkU, Z keeps the mask, Scott joins Burt in fashion, and Noob-Noob remains quarantined.
Episode 132 - OrkU Attempts Viral Containment
So much going on in the world today, so much in this episode. Let’s get right to it with the news. Ben Affleck with the Batsuit, William Shatner wins his Horse Semen, The Boys unveil Stormfront, Joker leaves Harley Quinn for Punchline, E3 canceled, Disney California presents Avengers, Arron Carter adds another Face Tattoo, and Phantom Menace mirrors the Stafford Act. The they boys review Castlevania, Hunters, DC Universe All Star Games, The Outsider, Spencer Confidential, and The Way Out Corona. This week on Our Reviews Will Kill You, Z goes viral, Scott perfects containment, and Noob-Noob finally gets quarantined. Hopefully we can just get your mind away from this coronavirus insanity.
Episode 131 - Invisible Noob Sleeping in Your Bed
This week the boys of OrkU cover plenty of news including My Hero Academia, Yeazy 451 in Paris, Did Jodie Whittaker kill Dr. Who, Simon Pegg and Star Trek, Rick and Morty Szechuan Sauce, Marines eating scorpions and drinking cobra blood, Japan Ultimate Gaming Bed, New Batmobile, James Bond delaysm and William Shatner winning horse semen? Then, as if that wasn’t enough, they go into reviews of Knives Out, Invisible Man, Pete Davidson and Taylor Tomlinson: Quater-Life Crisis comedy shows on Netflix, and I am Not Okay With This, also on Netflix.