Starting out a little chaotic, the boys take on the Godzilla Challenge from Eminem. They they get into news with Call of the Wild , a flat earther's death, inflatable latex trousers, Mandalorian special effects, Chick-fil-a, Walking Dead sex, Kobe's coffin, Hulu Parasite best picture, Monster Garage, and Bob Iger stepping down. as if that wasn't enough, they review HBO Outsiders and Harley Quinn on DC Universe. On this episode of OrkU, Z gets tongue tied, Scott gets Godzilla, and Noob-Noob goes Venom.
Episode 129 - Get that Sonic Money
Wow. There is a lot of things that the boys talk about this week. Like, really. There is a full list of things. The first list is the news. The boys talk about Jim Carrey, Robbert Pattison Batsuit, Jackie Chan and Arnold Schwarzenegger in the Iron Mask, Will Ferrell gets lost, Castlevania on Netflix, KFC Crocs, face tattoos, HBO Max, Florida snake orgy, and Ben Affleck. As if that wasn't enough, the boys then review Bojack Horseman, Medical Police, Fantasy Island, and Sonic the movie. This week on OrkU, Z tries to pray, Scott makes deals with the Devil, and Noob-Noob still remains resistant to conversion therapy.
Episode 128 - The Noobs of Prey on Harley Quinn
The name was changed after the recording of this show, but the boys of OrkU called it anyway. Harley Quinn and her fabulous emancipation from the Birds of Prey got a lot of reaction, but no reaction was more split than OrkU studios. The boys are split on this movie and go deep into why, but not before some news about more live action Disney, birds tattling on fishermen, Ash Ketchum chasing the dragon, a truly impossible burger, Pickle Rick Pringles, cocaine hippos, and Carpool Karaoke. The boys also talk briefly about Chilling Adventured of Sabrina season 3 on Netflix, Lego Masters, and Dragon Ball Z Kakarot. On this episode of OrkU, the boys go head to head over whether Birds of Prey is foul or should fly.
Episode 127 - Picard gets His McMillions
OrkU has gone live! That’s right. Our Reviews Will Kill You has expanded their abilities and talents and have found their way into live shows. This episode, recorded on YouTube is packed full of live goodness, like a life-size Baby Yoda, Zombie Space Spores, Black Mamba Thigh Tattoos, Blizzards woes, Doctor Strange magically changing directors, and news of Picard. Then the boys move into reviews smoothly, still talking about Picard then Arrow’s endgame, McMillions, and the game Kingdom Hearts 3. This week on OrkU, Z plays host, Scott plays producer, and Noob-Noob plays candy eater.
Episode 126 - What Would Picard Do?
Another week from a remote location, I’m starting to see a pattern here. The boys of OrkU, from a disclosed location, bring you news with Frankie Muniz and Harley Quinn, the Navy and UFOs, drop pandas and Thundercats, Subaru and Vegas, and finally, frozen iguanas. Then they take it to reviews of Midsommar, Avenue 5 on HBO, Picard on CBS, and What Would Jack Do? This week on OrkU, Z takes a space vacation, Scott hits engage, and Noob-Noob is hopefully wearing a red shirt.
Episode 125 - Obi Wan for Life
Sad news hit while we were recording this weeks episode of Our Reviews Will Kill You. Kobe Bryant and his daughter were lost in a crash along with coaches and children from his daughters team. The boys of OrkU learn of this while recording and it makes for an interesting turn in this episode. Outside of this, the boys have news of Obi-Wan Kenobe, Burt Ward’s package, a HBO Watchmen update, mountain lions, the Nick Cannon controversy, and Batwoman’s preferences. All this followed up by reviews of Bad Boys and Netflix’s Killer Inside: The Mind of Aaron Hernandez. This week we mourn the loss and keep our thoughts with the families whom are experiencing such devastating loss this week.
Episode 124 - Crisis of Infinite Draculas
Name something that sucks. We asked Scott and he said Noob-Noob. Not much surprise there. The other 67 percent of the people we asked said Dracula, which makes sense because we have now seen countless iterations of the blood-sucker. This weeks OrkU episode does not suck, as the boys talk news of CW’s Arrowverse, Z’s Bat-pole addiction, Rob Lowe vs. The Irishman, peeing on Conan’s doorstep, a scary new Yoda, and Warner Brothers new computer algorithms. After all that, the reviews include Netflix’s You, and Dracula from the BBC as well as a review of CW’s latest crossover event. This week on OrkU, Z manipulates, Scott regenerates, and Noob-Noob gets bit.
Episode 123 - Lost My Sweetheart in Space
This week starts out somber as OrkU takes a minute to discuss the passing of drumming legend, Neil Peart. Things don’t stay reverent long though as the boys get into news about The Grudge, Ricky Gervais hosting the Golden Globes, The Witcher timeline, New Mutants, Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goopy candles, and Subaru’s new inclusive car release. After all that, there is still time for reviews as the boys talk about Man vs Bear, Hellboy, Sweetheart and Netflix’s Lost in Space. This week on OrkU, Z basks in Limelight, Scott finds La Villa Strangiato and Noob-Noob leaves Vapor Trails.
Episode 122 - Toss a Coin to Baby Yoda
New year, new adventures. This one’s off to a running start as Scott looses his mind right away as this new year is off to a great start. Barring any real disasters, this episode will feature news from Suicide Squad, an all female fight club, a mysterious new Kevin Spacey video, as well as some New Year wishes, like Zak Efron’s death wish, Amanda Bynes face wish, and Lindsay Lohan’s America wish. After the news, the boys bring in the new year with reviews of Netflix’s The Witcher and Don’t F**k With Cats and Disney +’s Mandalorian. This week on OrkU, Z is toasty, Scott broke his laptop (for reals) and Noob-Noob proves that his New Year’s Resolution was not to be better at his job.
Episode 121 - The Rise of Noobwalker
It has been 42 years in the making. The Star Wars saga has taken 42 years, but finally the story has come to an end. To wrap up 2019, the boys of OrkU dedicate this entire episode to the story of Skywalker. From midichlorians to force skyping, the boys review the story with a focus on the last movie in the series, The Rise of Skywalker. Has the 42 year journey been in vain, or does this last movie wrap up this story with a force bow. On this episode of OrkU, Z channels the force, Scott force chokes a bitch, and Noob-Noob gets caught force texting.