It’s the holidays and the boys of OrkU are loaded with gifts for you. There is plenty of news under the tree with the Playmobile movie, Operation Santa’s Naughty List, more Baby Yoda, penis fish, Alexa’s friendship with Samuel Jackson, Lion King’s effects shop closing down, and Cats. As if that wasn’t a full load of gifts, the boys add to the pile with reviews of Jumanji: Next Level, 6 Underground, Velocipastor, Michelle Wolf: Joke Show, and updates on Mandalorian and a wrap up of Watchmen. The best part about this gift to you is that you can listen right now! No need to wait for Xmas morning to open this present. On this episode Z calls maclunkey, Scott channels the Christmas Spirit and Noob-Noob feels the Christmas Spirit.
Episode 119 - Clown Prince of Yoga
How much can you jam into one episode? The boys of OrkU are going to try to find out as they jam news about frozen machetes and puppies, Willie Nelson’s health, Pete Davidson’s non-disclosure agreement, more Death Stranding, and Josh Brolin’s sphincter. As if that isn’t enough, they then go to reviews of Jack Ryan season 2, Harley Quinn on DC Streaming, Bikram Yoga, Kings of Pain, Knight Before Christmas, and finally Dragon Prince. This is an episode with more content than you can handle. This week on OrkU, Z pains a king, Scott finds a show that curses more than he does, and Noob-Noob goes yogi.
Episode 118 - Get a Little Irish, Man
It’s the beginning of the season, and you can start early by gifting yourself with this weeks episode of Our Reviews Will Kill You! This week, the boys start out with some news, as they talk about John Boyega loosing his script, Tiny Batman, and the FBI cracking down on Smart TVs. Then the boys head into reviews of The Irishman and the wrap up of season two of Titans on DC Universe as well as an update on HBO’s Watchmen and Disney +’s Mandalorian . This week on OrkU, Z protects his identity, Scott pushes some merch, and Noob-Noob gets close to his pillowy self.
Episode 117 - OrkU is On It
Winner winner turkey dinner? Lot’s to be thankful for as one of our listeners just won big with our Olaf giveaway, and you can win too with another episode from the boys of OrkU! This week the boys touch on news about drugged up hogs and South Dakotans, Fartgate, vicious chimps, and one angry Elizabeth Banks. After that reviews of Death Stranding, Pokemon, Rick and Morty, Konosuba, and a Watchmen update. This week on OrkU, Z watches the Watchmen, Scott picks a winner, and Noob-Noob is on it.
Episode 116 - Yoda Baby or Man Baby
These are the Days of our Lives, and in the news we find out that those days can be numbered. Also in the news is the origins of baby Yoda, Han didn't shoot first anymore, trouble with the Simpsons, new Sin City and Titans. The boys then get into a heavy reviews as they get into Lady and the Tramp, Last Christmas, the Mandalorian, South Parks PC Babies, and Watchmen. We even have a special feature this week as we get time and weather from our brand new weather girl. This week on OrkU, Z secures a bounty, Scott uses the force, and Noob-Noob finds his Tramp.
Episode 115 - Stranding Mermaids Live
What would win in a fight? A mermaid or a gator? I mean, the mermaid can sing, but the gator has teeth. lots and lots of teeth. This week on OrkU, the boys swim into the deep with news about Fortnite bans, Kat Von D, Jason Mamoa, and Blizcon. After the news, we take a deep breath and dive into reviews of His Dark Materials, The Little Mermain Live, Crawl, and a game review of Death Stranding, which is more walking than swimming. This week on OrkU, Z serenades, Scott bites down, and Noob-Noob gasps for air.
Episode 114 - Olaf gets Terminated
So it would seem that you really can’t kill a terminator. The franchise that keeps going returns with another installment of attempts to rid the world of humans. OrkU does not want to rid the world of humans. In fact, the boys are rather fond of humans. To show how fond they are, they give you news including shows that are canceled and a look into Disney’s vault. Then they switch to reviews of Bojack, Sound and Fury, Amazon’s Scotch documentary, and Terminator. This week of OrkU, Z goes horse, Scott gets thirsty, and Noob-Noob gets terminated.
Episode 113 - Another Special Halloween Special
Halloween has come and gone. Now we move on to Xmas, skipping over Thanksgiving, because what have those turkeys ever done for you? But before we move on to the next holiday, the boys of OrkU take one more look at what Halloween bought this year. Starting off with some good news and then some horrible news stories, into what the celebrities were dressed up as this year. After that, the boys jump in fast to the Noob-Noob candy review, where Scott and Noob-Noob get sugar rushes as they try out all the reject candy from this year’s haul. This week on OrkU, Z is the Grand Wizard, Scott is the Man Baby, and Noob-Noob is El Joker.
Episode 112 - Who Watches the Ork Men
Who watches the Watchmen? Well, if you listen to this weeks episode of the Orkmen, you will know if you need to watch HBO’s new series. You also will learn if Eli, Double Tap, and the Paul Rudd Show are worth your watch as well. Before the boys get to that, they will touch on the news which includes another MCU detractor, methed up fisherman, the Gemini flop, the Bloodshot trailer, and a certain Dark Knight who might take to sailing the high seas. This week on OrkU, Z raises the Jolly Roger, Scott shivers his timbers, and Noob-Noob walks the plank.
Episode 111 - El Camino Royale with Cheese
Another episode, another wacky story. This one has some strange news stories as the boys talk about Apple making a gay Russian, murderous coke addicts, Jennifer Aniston throwing shade at the MCU, Blizzard, Kevin Feige becoming more powerful, and why is the rum gone? We also get a visit from a friend we haven’t heard from in a while, and his mechanized dopleganger. After all that crazy, the boys go into reviews of In the Tall Grass, Primal, Gemini Man, El Camino, and Two Sentence Horror Stories.. Another episode filled with all kinds of random fun! This week on OrkU, Z sets up the joke, Scott fights back, and Noob-Noob does his usual Noob-Noob things.